100 Cool Whatsapp Status Updates 2020

Whatsapp is one of the most popular messaging apps that is highly preferred by people nowadays. The popularity of Whatsapp is immense in this world where people are connected to their close ones with the help of this app.

Whatsapp statuses mean a lot these days. Whether you are in a meeting or sleeping for a long time the inbuilt status options can help you to put these up as the status in your profile. People can really understand your whereabouts and also about the current events in your life with the help of the statutes. Cool Whatsapp status that is usually given by most of the young generation has many varieties. It may consist of funny one-liner jokes, some sarcasm, some inspiring quotes about life. It has really become an addiction to see the Whatsapp status of people by scrolling down the contact list of the app. People love to read a good status and it increases your acceptability amongst your friends.

A cool WhatsApp status speaks a lot about your mood and temperament. It not only tells about your mind but conveys it to others. Some of the cool Whatsapp statuses as follows.

My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

  1. Hey there….. be there.

  2. One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp…..and his wife added last seen feature 🙂 😉

  3. One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!

  4. You treated me like an option so i left you like an choice.

  5. I will be back before you pronunce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj.

  6. since 1910.

  7. Galileo:Great mind…Einstein:genius mind…Newton:Extraordinary mind….Bill gates:brilliant mind…..ME:Never Mind.

  8. Due to tonight’s lack of sleep,tomorrow is cancelled.

  9. Just wanted to say, you are as useless as “ueue” in a “queue”.

  10. Sleep till you’re hungry….Eat till you’re sleepy.

  11. Always give your 100 percent ….unless you’r donating blood.

  12. I would like to apologize to anyone I have NOT offended.Pls be patient and I’ll get to you shortly.

  13. Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to monday????

  14. I like to take road less travelled…..helps me to avoid traffic.

  15. Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains

  16. I can see you checking my whatsapp status. B)

  17. God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me.

  18. I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

  19. Second chances are for losers….either we do it in first place or live it for others.

  20. battery about to die.

  21. fun is like life insurance.The older you get..the more it cost’s.

  22. Status under construction.

  23. No status available.

  24. Life is short, chat fast..!!!

  25. Life is too short to be updating status

  26. Too busy to update a status. 0_o

  27. formula for success…….under promise and over deliver…….

  28. We live in a society were pizza gets to your house before police.

  29. Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my watsapp status….

  30. I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.

  31. Keep moving! Nothing new to read…

  32. Whattsapp status is loading.

  33. Error: status unavailable

  34. Waiting for wi-fi network.

  35. Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he…(hindi)

  36. Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else.

  37. I don’t care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody.

  38. Not always available, try your luck 😉

  39. You can’t put a value on a human life,but my wife’s life insurance company made a pretty fair offer.

  40. Even romeo went from being “in a relationship” to “it’s complicated”.

  41. Sorry vegetarians we can’t pretend

  42. They say we learn from our mistakes; so I m making as many as possible!!!Soon I will be a genius :-B

  43. I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card.

  44. I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as “Free Recharge”

  45. Give a man fish and you’ll feed him for a day.Teach a man to fish and you can then stick him with a huge amount of fishing School loans.

  46. Life is short talk fast

  47. I started out with nothing and i still have most of it:)

  48. I took IQ test …..results were negative

  49. I don’t have dirty mind, I have Sexy imagination.

  50. Hakuna Matata!!–the great motto to live life!!

  51. Your whatsapp status say’s online …..If your online then why aren’t you texting me

  52. I am not questioning your honour. I am denying its existence.

  53. My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.

  54. Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing..”

  55. I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here

  56. I’m listening. It just takes me a minute to process so much stupidity all at once!!

  57. Don’t talk out loud, you lower the IQ of the whole street’

  58. You are the product of 4 billion years of evolution, now fucking act like it.

  59. I’ll try being nicer if you start being smarter.

  60. I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.

  61. Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

  62. I meditate for 20 min every morning …..It helps reduce stress of being 20 min late for everything

  63. Better the vaccum cleaner the beter it sucks!!

  64. If I had a gun with two bullets and i was with hitler,bin laden and you[insert your ex or your enemy’s name],I would shoot you twice.

  65. I did lots of stupid things on social networking sites but atleast i never commented “Cute pic dear “on girls profile picture

  66. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

  67. I’ve been too fucking busy and vice versa

  68. Life is too short. Dont waste it removing pendrive safely.

  69. I wish i could trade my heart for another liver …..so that i can drink more and care less

  70. Intelligence is like underwear. It’s important that you have it but there’s no need to show it off.

  71. I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

  72. Coins Always Make Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent! ?that’s why i’m always Calm & Silent

  73. Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life 😛

  74. A rolling stone gathers no moss… But if I stop the stone then it still takes a long time for the moss to grow.

  75. I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!

  76. Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.

  77. I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition 😛

  78. ”Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude.

  79. My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”

  80. When you feel insulted I’m just describing you.

  81. Xcuse me..I found something under my shoes. .ohh its your Attitude.

  82. Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.

  83. I’m cool but global warming made me hot

  84. When i am good i am best , when i am bad i am worst.

  85. Without me its just awso.

  86. Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it

  87. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

  88. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

  89. 100,000 sperms and i was the fastest;)

  90. like to always carry two sacks around. That way, if someone asks me to lend them a hand, I can say, “Sorry, got these sacks”.

  91. Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you

  92. I don’t like cocaine, i just like the way it smells;)

  93. I haven’t slept for 10 days, because that would be too long.

  94. Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

  95. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

  96. It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.

  97. Dear Mario…..I Wasted My Childhood Trying To Save Your Girlfriend.Now, you help me to save mine.

  98. Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.\

  99. Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.

So, these are some of the Whatsapp status that you can give in your profile so that your profile looks different from others. It is the best way to be different from others. Using funny emoticons you can change the entire dimension of a cool Whatsapp status so that it looks entirely unique. This is one the best feature of this app that makes it the best different from others. 

You can give any kind of status you want instead of giving the straight old boring ones like sleeping or urgent calls only. There are a lot of cool statuses in the web that you can select from and put up the one that is the best according to you. A cool whatsapp status can be easily picked according to your personality from the huge list that is available in the net. 

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